It's Recipe Friday Y'All, Salsa Edition!

I have already established my love for all things avocado so no big surprises that they are an ingredient in this dish.  The main attraction however is this:

Named for it's crimson flesh, the blood orange is one of my favorite citrus fruits (with meyer lemons at the top of the list!). It stains everything in its path and has an almost raspberry like flavor to it.  The dark flesh is produced when the trees are grown in a climate with cool nights.  They are currently in season (December to March for the Texas varieties) and reasonably priced at my local market (bonus points this little puppy has more antioxidants than anyone else in the family...major).  They are so stinking beautiful inside I had to come up with a way to utilize them and because I like a challenge I went for the savory side things.

Savory Blood Orange and Avocado Salsa

What you'll need*: 

*These measurements are approximate, it's a salsa play around with it!

The goods

1 blood orange
1 medium avocado
1/4 C. chopped red onion
2 tsp. minced jalapeno
1 1/2 Tbl. minced cilantro
1 lime, juiced




What to do:

Supreme your orange.  What's that you need a tutorial?  Granted!

Supreme is just a fancy way of saying "wedge that puppy up" but more accurately your end result will be segments of citrus with no rind or pith or membrane.

Cut a small slice off one end of the orange.  You are creating a flat surface for the orange to rest upon while you work

Now ever so carefully round your knife down around the skin to remove the rind and pith (that white fuzzy stuff).  Do this in small segments taking care not to lob off too much flesh in the process. 

Here comes the fun part.  Run your blade between the end of the white membrane separating the segment and the flesh itself.  Repeat on the other side of the segment and it will release itself from the rest of the pack.  

This is what you are aiming for.  Don't worry it takes some practice.  Be careful as you are cutting because you'll be holding the actual fruit in your hand.  This should be a zen experience, focus, don't multi-task when you have the potential to drive said blade straight into the palm of your hand.  Also I recommend working over a bowl while you do this.  No sense in letting all that delicious juice go to waste.  You'll basically be left with the shell of what was once a spherical ball of fruit.  Give it a good squeeze over your work bowl so you don't waste that juicy goodness.

Ok now that that is out of the way...you'll want to dice your avocado.

What?  You want my short cut?  Granted!

First things first...give a horizontal cut around the avocado creating two spheres.  Carefully whack your blade into the pit to remove it while leaving the fruit intack.  Then...

Run your knife in vertical cuts along the width of the avocado.  Again careful with that blade.  

Turn the avocado vertically and create another series of horizontal cuts.  Bravo you just cubed that sucker up.  Now grab a spoon and gently release those precious cubes from the skin.  No biggie if they aren't perfectly even!

Add avocado to the bowl of orange segments and juice.  Add onion, jalapeno, cilantro, and lime juice.  Stir to gently blend and add salt and pepper to taste.  

This is the finished product and can be used in oh so many satisfying ways:

(Blood) Orange ya glad you know how to make this?!?

I chose to serve mine over pan seared chicken thighs (something about the acid with the fatty crispy skin gets me).  But this would be equally as delicious over fish or you could double the batch throw in some corn, black beans, and a bit of cumin and serve it as a cold summer salad.  

Savory blood orange and avocado salsa over pan seared chicken thighs served with cumin and cilantro scented corn and black beans with green chilies, creme fraiche, and Monterey jack cheese.
Ole!

It's Recipe Friday Y'All, Gelato Edition!

We are by now all aware of my intense love of (borderline unhealthy obsession with) Nutella.  I also spent two weeks eating my body weight in Gelato as a young girl in Italy.  If you were to say combine these two things into the most holy union of all time I'm pretty sure it would be the password into heaven:

Saint Peter: Kid it looks like you had a great time down there, lots of food, lots of friends, lots and lots of questionable reality tv.  We'd love to let you in, but kid, what's the password? (I also imagine Saint Peter as a prohibition era thug in a zoot suit with a really raspy voice and a face straight out of Dick Tracey)

Me: (breathlessly) Nutella...Gelato...

(admittedly I totally stole this scenario from a dear friend...but she's absolutely right...mark her words folks...it's gonna be the password!)

And so without further ado I present to you:

The Pearly Gates' Nutella Gelato

What you'll need:

Your mise en place

2 C. whole milk
1 C. heavy cream
1/2 C. sugar, plus 1/4 C.
4 egg yolks
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 C. Nutella







What to do:

In a saucepan combine the milk, cream and 1/2 C. sugar over medium heat.  Cook until the sugar dissolves.  Approximately 5 minutes.

Medium heat folks, we're not cooking anything just yet

Meanwhile, in a medium bowl whip the egg yolks with the remaining 1/4 C. of sugar using your trusty electric mixer until the eggs have become thick and pale yellow.  Approximately 4 minutes (this takes a bit of multi-tasking so opt for the stand mixer or recruit a friend).

Consistency of egg and sugar mixture after 4 minutes

Pour 1/2 C. of the warm milk and cream mixture into the egg mixture and stir.  This is a little process we like to call tempering.  Click here for a bit more info. on the process.

Tempering the eggs

Add this mixture back into the saucepan.

Cook over low to medium heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture becomes thick enough to coat the back of a wooden spoon (the technical term for you food geeks is nape and you are creating a creme anglaise).  Approximately 10-15 minutes.

Run your finger through the mixture,
if a line appears and remains you've reached the correct consistency

Place a strainer over a medium bowl and pour the warm custard mixture through the strainer.

Just in case that tempering was all for not and you end up with scrambled bits

Whisk in the vanilla followed by the Nutella until it dissolves.

Vanilla

Combine

Nutella

Chill mixture completely before pouring into an ice cream maker and follow manufacturer's instructions to freeze.

Patience is a virtue when waiting at the Pearly Gates!

Serve and enjoy!  I've garnished mine with a little bit of heaven called Kinder Bueno(look for more on that in the next Obsession Tuesday).

The Password! Enjoy!

Obsession Tuesday...Amaretto, it's not just for drinkin' anymore

I love a good cocktail and I must say I have grown particularly fond of anything containing this:

Disaronno on the rocks

I really can't get enough of it.  I love it on the rocks (ps check out those ice cubes pictured above...perfect huh?  You can find the trays on the link to your left) I love it with Ginger Ale, I love it in my coffee, as a Toasted Almond cocktail.  I'm sure it has much to do with my not so secret obsession with all things Italian.  Regardless it's a pretty rockin' liqueur.  

Amaretto comes from the Italian word "amaro" meaning bitter.  The history is a little fuzzy but, Disaronno (which has been around since 1592 with an unchanged formula...that's pretty impressive folks) claims to have been born of a lustful relationship between artist and muse.  

In 1525 Bernardino Luini was commisioned to paint a Saronno church with frescoes.  The church was dedicated to the Virgin Mary so naturally he needed a model.  She was a young widowed innkeeper who apparently had a thing for painters (can you blame her?).  She wanted to give him a gift of gratitude and affection but was flat broke with her husband six feet under and all.  So she did what any industrious Saranno woman would do and created a liqueur that has since been enjoyed for centuries.  The original recipe involved apricot kernels steeping in Brandy, and the rest, as they say, is history.  

Amaretto also makes a pretty steller addition to this amaaaaahhhhzing syrup:

Ciabatta Italian Toast with Amaretto Cream Syrup

It's incredibly easy to make and has a homemade element that could even jazz up Bisquick (gag) pancakes...if you're into that sort of thing.  

Amaretto Cream Syrup

What you'll need:

1 C. Water

1 C. packed brown sugar (I prefer dark)

2 Tbl. Amaretto

2 Tbl. whipping cream

1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon

What to do:

In a medium saucepan, bring the water and sugar to a boil over high heat, stirring until the sugar dissolves.  Boil until the syrup reduces to 1 cup, around 10 minutes.  

Turn heat down to medium and add Amaretto.  Simply heat through (we are just burning off the alcohol folks...I suppose you could skip this step if you prefer a little breakfast buzz...and really who doesn't) about 2 minutes.

Remove pan from heat and whisk in cream and cinnamon.  

Keep the syrup warm over low heat until read to serve.  

Syrup can be made ahead.  Cool, cover, and refrigerate.  Reheat before serving.  

An EPIC Food Pairing!

It's no secret that I am a sucker for reality tv.  I'll happily watch anything Bravo tells me.  But this...this people...this is the stuff dreams are made of (tune in tonight Wed. 2/16 10/9c Bravo Tv).

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Top Chef Season 8 - It's Cookie Time! - Video - Bravo TV Official Site

MOST EPIC EPISODE EVER!

I am absolutely devastated that my beloved Fabio is no longer competing. Could you imagine him attempting to communicate with Elmo? People that's comedy gold!  The only thing that could make this episode better (mind you I haven't even seen it yet...it's just that safe a bet) is the addition of one 

Pepe The King Prawn:

Chef Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales

I don't think my little Henson loving heart could handle it, so perhaps we are better off with the trifecta of monsters, Cookie, Telly, and Elmo!  I hope they show up a judges table.  Could you imagine a muppet telling you to "pack your knives and go"?

Obsession Tuesday...What's in a Name?

Ok so the good people of England could have perhaps thought through the naming of today's obsession a bit better...

I mean "Lemon Curd"...come on.  It sounds disgusting, off-putting even, enough to have you fleeing from your grocer's aisle at the very thought of it.  But lemon curd is oh so delicious and just a bit misunderstood.

For those of you terrified by the idea, allow me to enlighten you:

Lemon curd is actually a cousin of jam but generally made with a citrus fruit of some sort and gently cooked with eggs to make an intensely flavored spread.  It's often used on breakfast bread products and is an essential ingredient in any lemon-meringue pie worth its salt.

I prefer lemon curd made with the addition of butter as it is a bit creamier and not as intensely zippy as those spreads made without.  It's also incredibly easy to make yourself and you have the added bonus of knowing its not chalked full of preservatives and weird artificial flavorings.

This is my go to recipe for lemon curd and it can easily be altered with just about any other citrus juice you desire.  Try a little drizzle over vanilla ice cream with raspberries on a hot July day...you can thank me later.

Lemon Curd

What you'll need:

4 fluid oz. Lemon juice
6 1/2 oz. Granulated sugar
1 oz. Cornstarch
2 tsp. Lemon zest
2 to 3 eggs, fresh, whole
6 oz. unsalted butter, room temperature

What to do:


Combine the lemon juice, 3 oz. of the sugar, the cornstarch, and the zest in a saucepan and bring to a boil.

Place the eggs and remaining sugar in a bowl.  Mix well without aerating (that means no vigorous whisking folks, give the biceps a rest).

Temper* the eggs and remaining sugar with one quarter of the boiling juice.  Add the remaining juice and return to the stove.

Bring the mixture to a boil while whisking vigorously (oh biceps).  Continue mixing and boil for one minute.

Remove mixture from the heat and chill over an ice bath until the mixture reaches 120 F.

Add the butter in five parts, stirring well with a spatula after each addition.

Once butter is fully incorporated into the mixture place in lidded vessel (to prevent a skin from forming on top) and refrigerate.

This recipe yields a 1 lb. 6 oz. of lemon curd, that seems like a tremendous amount if you intend only to use it as a spread, so jar it up and share the wealth.  Otherwise it's a perfect amount for pie or tart filling.

*Ok a note on tempering; this is to prevent the eggs from curdling (I know, seems counterintuitive given the name of the recipe, but trust me you don't want chunks of scrambled eggs floating about in your otherwise perfectly delectable spread).  You'll need to slowly incorporate one quarter of the boiling juice into the rest of the egg and sugar mixture relatively slowly while whisking (ok now put those biceps into it!).  Then you'll be able to add the egg and sugar mixture into the rest of the hot mixture without ruining the overall texture of the product.

Oh for the Love of Humanity!

I was doing the Twitter this morning (tweeting just sounds weird) when I came across a link Mark Bittman provided.  Mark Bittman is a well respected food journalist and author, but I came to know and love him as Mario Batali's surly sidekick in Spain...on the Road Again.  It was a spectacular culinary road trip through a pretty steller country and I'll even forgive the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow made a few appearances (because Claudia Bassols more than made up for her fair share of estrogen).  I fell in love with this series, it aired on PBS and you can still find clips (the title above provides the link).  I also received the companion cookbook for a birthday gift last year and it is absolutely fantastic, I pretty much want to eat the pages (although that's not an unusual reaction for me).


The show made me come to respect Bittman as more than just a self-indulgent foodie who claims to know How to Cook Everything.  He's actually quite delightful and always hungry (that's why I think we may be kindred spirits) and his Food Matters series is the kind of thing that makes the hippy in me smile.  Anyhoo, back to doing the Twitter...he posted a link with this simple statement "You could not make this up: "sushi" produced from powder and water". This piqued my interest as I could easily consume my body weight in sushi on a fairly regular basis (no seriously...I've tried).

Why why why does this exist?!?!?  I don't care if it's actually candy!  It's downright disturbing!  Can you even imagine the number of chemicals that go into making such a monstrosity?  I bet you glow in the dark shortly after it enters your mouth.

Franken-food!

Ok, so the tobiko (flying fish roe...those little red balls toward the end of the video) is pretty intriguing and I do get a kick from molecular gastronomy (and maybe I want to order a box just for fun)...but seriously...Seriously!?!

Talk about foods that make you go hmmm....

Curious to know your thoughts.  Leave them in the comments below!

Obsession Tuesday!

It's Obsession Tuesday folks, the wonderful day of the week when I share a food related item that has me in a tizzy.  This week's item is often overlooked as simply an ingredient in a dip or topping on a salad, but it is so much more.  In fact, all by its lonesome it makes a wonderful snack.

I am conclusively, all together, heart and soul, obsessed with avocados.  They happen to be relatively inexpensive this time of year (my local market has had them 10/$10 for 2 weeks running) and are oh so delicious in the obligatory game day guacamole.  Being somewhat of a food purist (no fuss for me) I prefer to eat them like this:

Just a simple drizzle of olive oil, a few good grinds of cracked black pepper, sea salt, and a wedge of lemon to add a little zing. 

It's absolutely delicious and one of my all time favorite snacks.  I've been known to add a crusty piece of bread and a good hunk of cheese and call it a lunch.  Try it, you can thank me later.

And now a few little known facts about the mighty avocado:

The word avocado comes from the Aztec word for testicles due to their shape and the fact that they grow in pairs.  

It's also referred to as the alligator pear, which makes perfect sense when you consider the shape and that bumpy skin.



The avocado is a very successful cash crop for California where 95% of the United States avocado harvest occurs.

Like the banana it matures on the tree but ripens off the tree (bonus points, this is known as a climacteric fruit)

These little gems have 60% more potassium than bananas and are a source of heart healthy fats.

So eat up folks, the Governator will thank you!