Fish Fry Fiesta

Last weekend found the Tilapia Mafia at a particularly intriguing fish fry.  We hit up a predominately Hispanic church and were delighted to find some pretty authentic (not so typical) fish fry delights with a smattering of sides like fries and (randomly) easy mac.

Chili relleno, fried cheese quesadilla, fries, and easy mac

It also happens to be a racket.  This fish fry has got diversifying your purchase down to a science.  The line was endlessly long, wrapping around a gigantic gymnasium, and providing several different pit stops for your wallet.  First up the swag station.  Need a hat, headband, tee-shirt, bracelet with the parish logo on it?  Well you've come to the right place.

Next up the beer table!  Can or pitcher?  Oh I know, how about portable cans for the line and we'll switch to a pitcher once we've found a table.  Sold!

Tecate, Corona, and a pitcher of the hometown Bud Light

The third table found us shelling out more cash for chips and a homemade pico de gallo with a fair amount of serrano pepper thrown in for good measure (too hot...don't worry we always have more beer!).

Chips and salsa basket

As we rounded the corner of the gym we were entertained by dancers.  They were pretty impressive!  We saw various styles of dance that included Veracruz which is heavily inspired by Flamenco.  The girls danced with pretty agressive stomping while holding a candle atop their heads...and people...it was LIT! We also saw a few dances in the Jalisco style.  Typically it's a dance with men and women but this parish had a startling lack of male dancers so we settled for an impersonator.

Check out that sombrero!

The fish actually left a bit to be desired and the dessert spread was nearly non-existent.  But what it lacked in those two areas, it made up for in spades with gooey cheesy deep fried tortilla goodness and, of course, some serious entertainment.

The best part of the entire meal was hands down the home made chili rellenos.  They are in such high demand you are only allowed one per order.  The batter was delicate and crisp under the earthy red sauce.  And that...cheese...so ooey, gooey, and delicious...

Relleno heaven

Just when you thought you'd had your fill of food (almost an impossibility in my opinion) they cleverly sent little people around the room with large carts full of handmade tamales and cake.  The cake wasn't so appealing and I am sorry to say I never did catch the tamale cart.  I was too busy standing in for the maracas player when the Mariachi band strolled by our table!

That awesome bald dude in the middle let me play La Bamba!

It was, all in all, another successful fish fry...Fiesta style!

Obsession Tuesday...Confectionary Edition!

Remember this (my Nutella obsession)?  Well what happens when you combine it with a wafer cookie and wrap it in two different kinds of chocolate...you get:

Magic!  Of Course!

I picked this little puppy up in the food section of World Market (which I am coincidentally also obsessed with).  The Bueno is brought to us by the good people of Kinder-Schokolade the German offspring of the Italian company Ferrero, you may know them for such gems as the ever popular Ferrero Rocher, my one true love Nutella, and...randomly...Tic Tacs.

I was, however, wholly unaware that anything quite this devine existed.

Mmmm...hazelnutty goodness

Each package comes with two sticks which is truly, in my humble opinion, about four sticks too few, but you know how those Europeans can be so figure conscious (oh fore-shame).

The Kinder-Schokolade website describes the Bueno as:

"Kinder BUENO is a fine composition from airy waffle and tender milk hazelnut cream - of two different kinds chocolate wraps. A pleasure experience seeming easy uniquely arises from it."


Which is a spectacularly botched German to English translation and kind of only makes me love them more.  It also comes in a white chocolate variety and has a tag line of "a little bit of what you fancy" I mean come on...how can you not love this thing?

World Market had several other Kinder products, so naturally my interest was piqued and I had to do some "research" (wikipedia and vendor website stalking).

For starters the Ferrero company is pretty kick-ass.  They seem to really give a hoot about their employees and even have a social initiative aimed at helping the health and education for children in all their factories' surrounding areas.

Secondly they also make something called the Kinder Joy:

A yummy treat...AND...a the beloved French comic figures Asterix and Obelix...yes please!

From what I gather from various descriptions it's egg shaped plastic that is internally divided into two halves.  One half contains two soft creamy layers one milk chocolate layer and one white chocolate layer.  The packaging contains a spoon which you use to scoop out said chocolate layers.  But the fun doesn't end there! Nestled ever so delicately in these chocolate layers are two round chocolate covered wafers that are filled with the same hazelnut creme found in the Kinder Bueno (I'm thinking something similar to the Ferrero Rocher). And just when you think this puppy couldn't get more exciting, you open the second half of the egg to find...wait for it...A TOY (score!).  Sadly in my vast amounts of "research" I discovered that the Kinder Joy has been banned in the United States...some bullocks about food safety and not mixing non-edibles with edibles.  Well for crying out loud why don't you just take away my birthday and Christmas while you're at it.

So my friends...very long story short if any of you loyal readers are planning on jumping the pond soon I'd be ever so delighted if you smuggled back a Kinder Joy...heck I'd settle for just about anything Ferrero or Kinder-Schokolade tells me to eat.

Heard:

At last Friday's Lenten Fish Fry

We were all tremendously excited about the bounty the dessert table had to offer.  One can almost guarantee that every selection is homemade, someone's Grandma is responsible for the best stuff, and the rice crispy treats are the lame contribution of the parishioner saddled with enough Catholic guilt to oblige in a dessert donation.

D: (on the way to the dessert table) "Do they have ice cream over there too?!?!"

The Holy Sea? (get it...seA...fish...)

S: "Where do you think you are...the Vatican?"

May Cod Have Mercy on Your Sole

We are currently in the beginning of the Lenten season and regardless of you belief system you can all dig it...'cause Lent offers one of the most fabulous things on the planet...Friday Fish Frys!

Seriously all walks of life are welcomed with open arms at these parishes and thank goodness, because you seriously wouldn't want to miss out on this spectacular food tradition.  The food may vary from parish to parish, denomination even, but one thing is certain...fish, glorious fish, golden, brown, and delicious.

The Spread

In my neck of the woods the fish of choice is generally catfish or cod (baked cod is an option...but really why waste your time).  Loads of sides are available, generally a pretty decent beer selection (Catholics like to knock 'em back you know), and a dessert table with enough options to cause a deep existential crisis.

Decisions, decisions

I am an avid follower of Lenten Friday Fish Fry.  I really enjoy parish hopping and eating myself silly...and I bet you would too.  You can find a list of fish frys in your area by simply clicking here: The Ultimate Fish Fry Guide

This is just a sample of the goodness that awaits you (and more specifically what I devoured last Friday):

Fried catfish, mac and cheese, potato salad, two slices of rye bread with butter (yeah, I'm not afraid of starches), and some very well hidden green beans.

And lest we forget the dessert that undoubtedly someone's Granny slaved away on (seriously you can taste the love):

Sweet Cherry Pie

Fish be with you and may cod have mercy on your sole!

It's Recipe Friday Y'All, Salsa Edition!

I have already established my love for all things avocado so no big surprises that they are an ingredient in this dish.  The main attraction however is this:

Named for it's crimson flesh, the blood orange is one of my favorite citrus fruits (with meyer lemons at the top of the list!). It stains everything in its path and has an almost raspberry like flavor to it.  The dark flesh is produced when the trees are grown in a climate with cool nights.  They are currently in season (December to March for the Texas varieties) and reasonably priced at my local market (bonus points this little puppy has more antioxidants than anyone else in the family...major).  They are so stinking beautiful inside I had to come up with a way to utilize them and because I like a challenge I went for the savory side things.

Savory Blood Orange and Avocado Salsa

What you'll need*: 

*These measurements are approximate, it's a salsa play around with it!

The goods

1 blood orange
1 medium avocado
1/4 C. chopped red onion
2 tsp. minced jalapeno
1 1/2 Tbl. minced cilantro
1 lime, juiced




What to do:

Supreme your orange.  What's that you need a tutorial?  Granted!

Supreme is just a fancy way of saying "wedge that puppy up" but more accurately your end result will be segments of citrus with no rind or pith or membrane.

Cut a small slice off one end of the orange.  You are creating a flat surface for the orange to rest upon while you work

Now ever so carefully round your knife down around the skin to remove the rind and pith (that white fuzzy stuff).  Do this in small segments taking care not to lob off too much flesh in the process. 

Here comes the fun part.  Run your blade between the end of the white membrane separating the segment and the flesh itself.  Repeat on the other side of the segment and it will release itself from the rest of the pack.  

This is what you are aiming for.  Don't worry it takes some practice.  Be careful as you are cutting because you'll be holding the actual fruit in your hand.  This should be a zen experience, focus, don't multi-task when you have the potential to drive said blade straight into the palm of your hand.  Also I recommend working over a bowl while you do this.  No sense in letting all that delicious juice go to waste.  You'll basically be left with the shell of what was once a spherical ball of fruit.  Give it a good squeeze over your work bowl so you don't waste that juicy goodness.

Ok now that that is out of the way...you'll want to dice your avocado.

What?  You want my short cut?  Granted!

First things first...give a horizontal cut around the avocado creating two spheres.  Carefully whack your blade into the pit to remove it while leaving the fruit intack.  Then...

Run your knife in vertical cuts along the width of the avocado.  Again careful with that blade.  

Turn the avocado vertically and create another series of horizontal cuts.  Bravo you just cubed that sucker up.  Now grab a spoon and gently release those precious cubes from the skin.  No biggie if they aren't perfectly even!

Add avocado to the bowl of orange segments and juice.  Add onion, jalapeno, cilantro, and lime juice.  Stir to gently blend and add salt and pepper to taste.  

This is the finished product and can be used in oh so many satisfying ways:

(Blood) Orange ya glad you know how to make this?!?

I chose to serve mine over pan seared chicken thighs (something about the acid with the fatty crispy skin gets me).  But this would be equally as delicious over fish or you could double the batch throw in some corn, black beans, and a bit of cumin and serve it as a cold summer salad.  

Savory blood orange and avocado salsa over pan seared chicken thighs served with cumin and cilantro scented corn and black beans with green chilies, creme fraiche, and Monterey jack cheese.
Ole!

It's Recipe Friday Y'All, Gelato Edition!

We are by now all aware of my intense love of (borderline unhealthy obsession with) Nutella.  I also spent two weeks eating my body weight in Gelato as a young girl in Italy.  If you were to say combine these two things into the most holy union of all time I'm pretty sure it would be the password into heaven:

Saint Peter: Kid it looks like you had a great time down there, lots of food, lots of friends, lots and lots of questionable reality tv.  We'd love to let you in, but kid, what's the password? (I also imagine Saint Peter as a prohibition era thug in a zoot suit with a really raspy voice and a face straight out of Dick Tracey)

Me: (breathlessly) Nutella...Gelato...

(admittedly I totally stole this scenario from a dear friend...but she's absolutely right...mark her words folks...it's gonna be the password!)

And so without further ado I present to you:

The Pearly Gates' Nutella Gelato

What you'll need:

Your mise en place

2 C. whole milk
1 C. heavy cream
1/2 C. sugar, plus 1/4 C.
4 egg yolks
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 C. Nutella







What to do:

In a saucepan combine the milk, cream and 1/2 C. sugar over medium heat.  Cook until the sugar dissolves.  Approximately 5 minutes.

Medium heat folks, we're not cooking anything just yet

Meanwhile, in a medium bowl whip the egg yolks with the remaining 1/4 C. of sugar using your trusty electric mixer until the eggs have become thick and pale yellow.  Approximately 4 minutes (this takes a bit of multi-tasking so opt for the stand mixer or recruit a friend).

Consistency of egg and sugar mixture after 4 minutes

Pour 1/2 C. of the warm milk and cream mixture into the egg mixture and stir.  This is a little process we like to call tempering.  Click here for a bit more info. on the process.

Tempering the eggs

Add this mixture back into the saucepan.

Cook over low to medium heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture becomes thick enough to coat the back of a wooden spoon (the technical term for you food geeks is nape and you are creating a creme anglaise).  Approximately 10-15 minutes.

Run your finger through the mixture,
if a line appears and remains you've reached the correct consistency

Place a strainer over a medium bowl and pour the warm custard mixture through the strainer.

Just in case that tempering was all for not and you end up with scrambled bits

Whisk in the vanilla followed by the Nutella until it dissolves.

Vanilla

Combine

Nutella

Chill mixture completely before pouring into an ice cream maker and follow manufacturer's instructions to freeze.

Patience is a virtue when waiting at the Pearly Gates!

Serve and enjoy!  I've garnished mine with a little bit of heaven called Kinder Bueno(look for more on that in the next Obsession Tuesday).

The Password! Enjoy!